“All cities are mad: but the madness is gallant. All cities are beautiful: but the beauty is grim.” Christopher Morley
“It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit from Nature.” Christopher Morley
“Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too late?” Christopher Morley
“If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we wanted to say, every telephone booth would be occupied by people calling other people to stammer that they loved them.” Christopher Morley