“The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.” George Bernard Shaw
“We should all be obliged to appear before a board every five years and justify our existence... on pain of liquidation.” George Bernard Shaw
“Which painting in the National Gallery would I save if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of course.” George Bernard Shaw
“Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.” George Bernard Shaw
“We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.” George Bernard Shaw
“I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.” George Bernard Shaw
“The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.” George Bernard Shaw
“Human beings are the only animals of which I am thoroughly and cravenly afraid.” George Bernard Shaw
“Old men are dangerous: it doesn't matter to them what is going to happen to the world.” George Bernard Shaw
“She had lost the art of conversation but not, unfortunately, the power of speech.” George Bernard Shaw
“What a man believes may be ascertained, not from his creed, but from the assumptions on which he habitually acts.” George Bernard Shaw
“All my life affection has been showered upon me, and every forward step I have made has been taken in spite of it.” George Bernard Shaw
