George Burns

Quotes by George Burns

Featured quote“Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.”George Burns

Quotes by George Burns

“I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.” George Burns

“I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.” George Burns

“I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.” George Burns

“I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.” George Burns

“How can I die? I'm booked.” George Burns

“I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.” George Burns

“If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.” George Burns

“It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.” George Burns

“This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.” George Burns