“Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. Of course, I could be wrong.” Terry Pratchett
“Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up.” Terry Pratchett Genius
“He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting "All the Gods are bastards."” Terry Pratchett God
“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.” Terry Pratchett GodTime
“It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewere, would much rather you weren't doing.” Terry Pratchett
“Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.” Terry Pratchett
“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out til too late that he's been playing with two queens all along.” Terry Pratchett GodPlay
“The intelligence of the creature known as a crowd, is the square root of the number of people in it.” Terry Pratchett Intelligence
“The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.” Terry Pratchett
“They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.” Terry Pratchett BadIgnoranceKnowledge
