“Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.” William Claude Dukenfield
“Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.” William Claude Dukenfield
“It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.” William Claude Dukenfield
“Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.” William Claude Dukenfield
“I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.” William Claude Dukenfield
“Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.” William Claude Dukenfield
“The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.” William Claude Dukenfield
“I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.” William Claude Dukenfield
“Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.” William Claude Dukenfield
“There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.” William Claude Dukenfield
“I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.” William Claude Dukenfield
