Editor’s Picks

“ Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.” Robert Anson Heinlein

“Everything is theoretically impossible, until it is done.” Robert Anson Heinlein

“While I had often said that I wanted to die in bed, what I really meant was that in my old age I wanted to be stepped on by an elephant while making love.” Roger Zelazny

“If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live.” Lin Yutang

“Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young and have done with, for when it comes in middle life it is apt to be serious.” Sir Pelham Grenville Wodehouse

“Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand” Kurt Vonnegut

“I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance.” Socrates

“The secret of business is to know something that nobody else knows.” Aristotle Onassis

“It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.” Aristotle Onassis

“I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors.” Aristotle Onassis

“If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.” Isaac Newton

“Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy.” Isaac Newton

“War is a cowardly escape from the problems of peace.” Thomas Mann

“I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live.” Martin Luther King

“Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.” Martin Luther King

“Let no man pull you low enough to hate him.” Martin Luther King

“In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.” Martin Luther King

“We think too much and feel too little.” Charlie Chaplin

“To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!” Charlie Chaplin

“Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.” Charlie Chaplin

“A day without laughter is a day wasted.” Charlie Chaplin

“To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.” Thomas Alva Edison

“Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” Douglas Adams

“The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.” Terry Pratchett

“If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.” Terry Pratchett

“Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.” Terry Pratchett

“In the begining there was nothing, and it exploded.” Terry Pratchett

“Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.” Terry Pratchett

“It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.” Terry Pratchett