Groucho Marx “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.” Groucho Marx Topics:PoliticsTrouble View all quotes by Groucho Marx →
“I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.” Groucho Marx
“Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” Groucho Marx