Steve Martin “Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.” Steve Martin Topics:CryLoveWoman View all quotes by Steve Martin →
“You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.” Steve Martin
“Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.” Steve Martin
