Steve Martin “When I was in college, I was debating to try my hand at show business, or to become a professor. I just thought of the risk of not going into show business and always wondering if I would've had a chance. Because that's where my real heart was.” Steve Martin View all quotes by Steve Martin →
“You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.” Steve Martin
“Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.” Steve Martin