“First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.”

George Burns View all quotes by George Burns

More from George Burns

“I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.” George Burns

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” George Burns

“You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.” George Burns