Andy Rooney “The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread.” Andy Rooney View all quotes by Andy Rooney →
“Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.” Andy Rooney
“Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.” Andy Rooney
