Andy Rooney “I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.” Andy Rooney View all quotes by Andy Rooney →
“Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.” Andy Rooney
“Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.” Andy Rooney
