Andy Rooney “The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account.” Andy Rooney View all quotes by Andy Rooney →
“Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.” Andy Rooney
“Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.” Andy Rooney
