Andy Rooney “I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you.” Andy Rooney View all quotes by Andy Rooney →
“Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.” Andy Rooney
“Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.” Andy Rooney
