Fran Lebowitz “When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.” Fran Lebowitz View all quotes by Fran Lebowitz →
“Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.” Fran Lebowitz
“Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.” Fran Lebowitz
“As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.” Fran Lebowitz