Fran Lebowitz “Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.” Fran Lebowitz View all quotes by Fran Lebowitz →
“Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.” Fran Lebowitz
“Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.” Fran Lebowitz
“As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.” Fran Lebowitz
