William Claude Dukenfield

“Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.”

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“If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.” William Claude Dukenfield

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“No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.” William Claude Dukenfield