William Claude Dukenfield

“The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.”

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“If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.” William Claude Dukenfield

“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” William Claude Dukenfield

“No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.” William Claude Dukenfield