Jerry Seinfeld “Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.” Jerry Seinfeld Topics:WiseReasonRoadTravel View all quotes by Jerry Seinfeld →
“You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'” Jerry Seinfeld
“It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.” Jerry Seinfeld