Jerry Seinfeld “You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive.” Jerry Seinfeld View all quotes by Jerry Seinfeld →
“You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'” Jerry Seinfeld
“It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.” Jerry Seinfeld