“You want to be with a girl who likes you for you. Just be yourself and forget all of the stuff you read in 'GQ' magazine.”

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“The key is just to ignore the pain, because physical comedy only works if you see someone get hurt and they aren't actually hurt. If someone gets hit in the face with a bat, falls down, and gets back up, it's funny. If they stay down and their jaw is wired shut in the next scene, it's really tragic and weird. You have to pretend it doesn't hurt.” Chris Pratt

“You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It's like a sauce!” Chris Pratt

“I have a pet lizard named Puff, five goldfish - named Pinky, Brain, Jowels, Pearl and Sandy, an oscar fish named Chef, two pacus, an albino African frog named Whitey, a bonsai tree, four Venus flytraps, a fruit fly farm and sea monkeys.” Chris Pratt