Phyllis Diller “The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.” Phyllis Diller Topics:Play View all quotes by Phyllis Diller →
“Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.” Phyllis Diller
“Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.” Phyllis Diller
