George Burns

"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."

Top George Burns Quotes

"Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life."

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."

"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."

"I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate."

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."

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