George Burns

"Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere."

Top George Burns Quotes

"Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life."

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."

"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."

"I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate."

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."

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