John Barrymore quotes

“Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?”

— John Barrymore

“Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.”

— John Barrymore

“A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.”

— John Barrymore

“Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.”

— John Barrymore

“You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.”

— John Barrymore

“You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.”

— John Barrymore

“The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.”

— John Barrymore

“In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.”

— John Barrymore

“My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.”

— John Barrymore

“You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.”

— John Barrymore

“Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.”

— John Barrymore

“I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.”

— John Barrymore

“When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.”

— John Barrymore

“The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.”

— John Barrymore