Bill Cosby
"A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station."
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"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
"In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure."
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."
"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry."
"People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on."