Rodney Dangerfield

"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."

Top Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them."

"I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people."

"My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met."

"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."

"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it."

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