William Claude Dukenfield quotes

“Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.”

— William Claude Dukenfield

“If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.”

— William Claude Dukenfield

“I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.”

— William Claude Dukenfield

“I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything.”

— William Claude Dukenfield