William Claude Dukenfield

"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."

Top William Claude Dukenfield Quotes

"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it."

"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."

"No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree."

"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it."

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