Steve Martin

"You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies."

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Top Steve Martin Quotes

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them."

"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks."

"Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!"

"Talking about music is like dancing about architecture."

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