Terry Pratchett
"Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwhile careers in the street- cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack of understanding of this simple fact."
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"Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove."
"Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time."
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It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.
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"The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head."