Andy Rooney
"The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread."
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"Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives."
"If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it."
"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done."
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
"People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe."