Andy Rooney
"I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points."
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"Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives."
"If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it."
"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done."
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
"People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe."