Rita Rudner

"When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."

Top Rita Rudner Quotes

"To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'"

"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times."

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."

"Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid."

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