Ron White

"Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane."

Top Ron White Quotes

"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

"The next time you have a thought... let it go."

"I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability."

"I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow."

"People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic."

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