Ron White
"The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can't even spell. I don't even have a high school diploma. I'm smart, but you can't prove it on paper."
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"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
"The next time you have a thought... let it go."
"I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability."
"I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow."
"People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic."