Ron White
"I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He's probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can't say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor."
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"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
"The next time you have a thought... let it go."
"I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability."
"I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow."
"People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic."