Mark Twain quotes

 quotes - A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.

“A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.”

— Mark Twain

 quotes - A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.

“A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.”

— Mark Twain

 quotes - A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape.

“A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape.”

— Mark Twain

 quotes - Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.

“Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.”

— Mark Twain

 quotes - Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.

“Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.”

— Mark Twain

 quotes - All generalizations are false, including this one.

“All generalizations are false, including this one.”

— Mark Twain

 quotes - All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.

“All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.”

— Mark Twain

 quotes - Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.”

— Mark Twain

 quotes - Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

“Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.”

— Mark Twain

 quotes - Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.

“Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.”

— Mark Twain

 quotes - Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.”

— Mark Twain

 quotes - Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul.

“Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul.”

— Mark Twain

 quotes - Better a broken promise than none at all.

“Better a broken promise than none at all.”

— Mark Twain

 quotes - By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

“By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.”

— Mark Twain

 quotes - Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

“Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.”

— Mark Twain

 quotes - Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.

“Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.”

— Mark Twain

 quotes - Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.

“Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.”

— Mark Twain

 quotes - Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.”

— Mark Twain

 quotes - Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.

“Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.”

— Mark Twain

 quotes - Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

“Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.”

— Mark Twain

 quotes - Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

“Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.”

— Mark Twain

 quotes - Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.

“Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.”

— Mark Twain

 quotes - Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.

“Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.”

— Mark Twain

 quotes - Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold.

“Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold.”

— Mark Twain

 quotes - Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.

“Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.”

— Mark Twain

 quotes - Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.

“Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.”

— Mark Twain

 quotes - Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.

“Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.”

— Mark Twain

 quotes - Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.

“Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.”

— Mark Twain

 quotes - Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.

“Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.”

— Mark Twain

 quotes - Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.”

— Mark Twain