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“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”
— Mark Twain
“God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.”
— Mark Twain
“Golf is a good walk spoiled.”
— Mark Twain
“Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”
— Mark Twain
“Grief can take care if itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.”
— Mark Twain
“Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.”
— Mark Twain
“I can live for two months on a good compliment.”
— Mark Twain
“I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.”
— Mark Twain
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I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
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— Mark Twain
“I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.”
— Mark Twain
“I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.”
— Mark Twain
“Ideally a book would have no order to it, and the reader would have to discover his own.”
— Mark Twain
“If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.”
— Mark Twain
“It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.”
— Mark Twain
“It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.”
— Mark Twain
“It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”
— Mark Twain
“It is better to take what does not belong to you than to let it lie around neglected.”
— Mark Twain
“It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.”
— Mark Twain
“It is easier to stay out than get out.”
— Mark Twain
“It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.”
— Mark Twain
“It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.”
— Mark Twain
“Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one.”
— Mark Twain
“Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.”
— Mark Twain
“Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation.”
— Mark Twain
“Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.”
— Mark Twain
“Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it.”
— Mark Twain
“Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.”
— Mark Twain
“Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.”
— Mark Twain
“Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied.”
— Mark Twain
“Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.”
— Mark Twain
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