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Steven Wright
"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."
Top Steven Wright Quotes
"I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'"
"Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'"
"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'"
"What's another word for Thesaurus?"
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Steven Wright quotes
Top Steven Wright Quotes
"I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'"
"Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'"
"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'"
"What's another word for Thesaurus?"