Quotes

“Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!” Groucho Marx

“Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.” Groucho Marx

“Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.” Groucho Marx

“Go, and never darken my towels again.” Groucho Marx

“I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.” Groucho Marx

“If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.” Groucho Marx

“Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.” Groucho Marx

“Room service? Send up a larger room.” Groucho Marx

“Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.” Groucho Marx

“In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.” Groucho Marx

“Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.” Groucho Marx

“Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.” Groucho Marx

“Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?” Groucho Marx

“Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.” Groucho Marx

“Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.” Groucho Marx

“My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.” Groucho Marx

“Build me a son, O Lord, who will be strong enough to know when he is weak, and brave enough to face himself when he is afraid, one who will be proud and unbending in honest defeat, and humble and gentle in victory.” Douglas MacArthur

“I am concerned for the security of our great Nation; not so much because of any threat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within.” Douglas MacArthur

“The soldier above all others prays for peace, for it is the soldier who must suffer and bear the deepest wounds and scars of war.” Douglas MacArthur

“Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul.” Douglas MacArthur

“It is part of the general pattern of misguided policy that our country is now geared to an arms economy which was bred in an artificially induced psychosis of war hysteria and nurtured upon an incessant propaganda of fear.” Douglas MacArthur

“Duty, Honor, Country. Those three hallowed words reverently dictate what you ought to be, what you can be, what you will be.” Douglas MacArthur

“Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.” Douglas MacArthur

“In my dreams I hear again the crash of guns, the rattle of musketry, the strange, mournful mutter of the battlefield.” Douglas MacArthur

“We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction.” Douglas MacArthur

“The world is in a constant conspiracy against the brave. It's the age-old struggle: the roar of the crowd on the one side, and the voice of your conscience on the other.” Douglas MacArthur

“One cannot wage war under present conditions without the support of public opinion, which is tremendously molded by the press and other forms of propaganda.” Douglas MacArthur

“Years wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.” Douglas MacArthur

“A general is just as good or just as bad as the troops under his command make him.” Douglas MacArthur

“A better world shall emerge based on faith and understanding.” Douglas MacArthur