Dog quotes

“I look at myself like a show dog. I've got to keep her clipped and trimmed and in good shape.” Dolly Parton

“The only difference between me and others is that they think they can change something with cute little poems, nice cards or embracing trees and being nice to little lapdogs.” Henry Rollins

“We have two dogs, Mabel and Wolf, and three cats at home, Charlie, George and Chairman. We have two cats on our farm, Tom and Little Sister, two horses, and two mini horses, Hannah and Tricky. We also have two cows, Holy and Madonna. And those are only the animals we let sleep in our bed.” Ellen DeGeneres

“Dogmatism and skepticism are both, in a sense, absolute philosophies; one is certain of knowing, the other of not knowing. What philosophy should dissipate is certainty, whether of knowledge or ignorance.” Bertrand Russell

“I think we ought always to entertain our opinions with some measure of doubt. I shouldn't wish people dogmatically to believe any philosophy, not even mine.” Bertrand Russell

“Truth is a good dog; but always beware of barking too close to the heels of an error, lest you get your brains kicked out.” Francis Bacon

“He reproduced himself with so much humble objectivity, with the unquestioning, matter of fact interest of a dog who sees himself in a mirror and thinks: there's another dog.” Rainer Maria Rilke

“Journalists are like dogs, when ever anything moves they begin to bark.” Arthur Schopenhauer

“Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.” Joseph Stalin

“I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.” John Steinbeck

“I take my dog Tinkerbell seriously. I take my job seriously. But I don't take myself all that seriously.” Paris Hilton

“Every dog must have his day.” Jonathan Swift

“Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible.” Donald Trump

“Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.” Elizabeth Taylor

“I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.” Andy Warhol

“Like dogs in a wheel, birds in a cage, or squirrels in a chain, ambitious men still climb and climb, with great labor, and incessant anxiety, but never reach the top.” Robert Browning

“Dog - a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship.” Ambrose Bierce

“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” Andy Rooney

“Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.” Alexander Pope