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“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.”
Douglas Adams
“Truth is subject to too much analysis.”
Frank Herbert
“A large nose is the mark of a witty, courteous, affable, generous and liberal man.”
Cyrano de Bergerac
“I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money.”
Pablo Picasso
“Walking is the best possible exercise. Habituate yourself to walk very fast.”
Thomas Jefferson
“Ballots are the rightful and peaceful successors to bullets.”
Abraham Lincoln
“Necessity... the mother of invention.”
Plato
“It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.”
Honore de Balzac
“If it were not for the company of fools, a witty man would often be greatly at a loss.”
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
William Shakespeare
“Pleasure and action make the hours seem short.”
William Shakespeare
“First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.”
Francis Scott Fitzgerald
“Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.”
Francis Bacon
“Judges ought to be more leaned than witty, more reverent than plausible, and more advised than confident. Above all things, integrity is their portion and proper virtue.”
Francis Bacon
“Everything deep is also simple and can be reproduced simply as long as its reference to the whole truth is maintained. But what matters is not what is witty but what is true.”
Albert Schweitzer
“What the caterpillar calls the end of the world the master calls a butterfly.”
Richard Bach
“War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.”
Ambrose Bierce
“The cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month.”
Fyodor Dostoevsky
“Compassion is not weakness, and concern for the unfortunate is not socialism.”
Hubert Humphrey
“Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.”
Henry Louis Mencken
“To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.”
Alan Alexander Milne
“People fall in love for mysterious reasons.”
Jeff Bridges
