Alan Alexander Milne quotes

 quotes - If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.

“If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.”

— Alan Alexander Milne

 quotes - Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them.

“Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them.”

— Alan Alexander Milne

 quotes - Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

“Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?”

— Alan Alexander Milne

 quotes - To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.

“To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.”

— Alan Alexander Milne

“Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.”

— Alan Alexander Milne

“What I say is that, if a fellow really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow.”

— Alan Alexander Milne

“Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it is not all mixed up.”

— Alan Alexander Milne

“One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.”

— Alan Alexander Milne

“You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.”

— Alan Alexander Milne

“My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places.”

— Alan Alexander Milne

“The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.”

— Alan Alexander Milne

“If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.”

— Alan Alexander Milne

“Never forget me, because if I thought you would, I'd never leave.”

— Alan Alexander Milne

“Tiggers don't like honey.”

— Alan Alexander Milne

“Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.”

— Alan Alexander Milne

“Almost anyone can be an author; the business is to collect money and fame from this state of being.”

— Alan Alexander Milne

“Organizating is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it's not all mixed up.”

— Alan Alexander Milne

“You will be better advised to watch what we do instead of what we say.”

— Alan Alexander Milne

“Bores can be divided into two classes; those who have their own particular subject, and those who do not need a subject.”

— Alan Alexander Milne