Mae West quotes

 quotes - Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

“Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”

— Mae West

 quotes - You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”

— Mae West

 quotes - Sex is emotion in motion.

“Sex is emotion in motion.”

— Mae West

 quotes - Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.

“Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.”

— Mae West

“Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.”

— Mae West

“When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.”

— Mae West

“I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.”

— Mae West

“An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.”

— Mae West

“A man's kiss is his signature.”

— Mae West

“Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.”

— Mae West

“I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.”

— Mae West

“It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.”

— Mae West

“Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films right now just shouldn't be allowed. There's no dignity anymore and I think that's very important.”

— Mae West

“I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.”

— Mae West

“I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.”

— Mae West

“Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.”

— Mae West

“Look your best - who said love is blind?”

— Mae West

“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.”

— Mae West

“One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.”

— Mae West

“I speak two languages, Body and English.”

— Mae West

“Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.”

— Mae West

“All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.”

— Mae West

“It is better to be looked over than overlooked.”

— Mae West

“I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.”

— Mae West

“Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.”

— Mae West

“Too much of a good thing can be taxing.”

— Mae West

“I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.”

— Mae West

“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.”

— Mae West

“Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.”

— Mae West

“Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.”

— Mae West