Frank Zappa quotes

“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to a library.”

— Frank Zappa

“Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.”

— Frank Zappa

“Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.”

— Frank Zappa

“Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.”

— Frank Zappa

“I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.”

— Frank Zappa

“The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.”

— Frank Zappa

“Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say that there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.”

— Frank Zappa