Groucho Marx

Quotes by Groucho Marx

Featured quote“A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.”Groucho Marx

Quotes by Groucho Marx

“Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.” Groucho Marx

“Room service? Send up a larger room.” Groucho Marx

“Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.” Groucho Marx

“In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.” Groucho Marx

“Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.” Groucho Marx

“Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.” Groucho Marx

“Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?” Groucho Marx

“Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.” Groucho Marx

“Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.” Groucho Marx

“My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.” Groucho Marx

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