“Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.” Woody Allen
“To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.” Woody Allen GodReligionAtheistOppositionLoyalLoyal opposition
“What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.” Woody Allen
“When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.” Woody Allen ActionParent
“You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.” Woody Allen
“What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?” Woody Allen
“More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.” Woody Allen HistoryTime
“Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens.” Woody Allen DeathWorry
