laugh quotes

“Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the Gods.”

— Albert Einstein

“I enjoy slaughtering beasts, and I think of my relatives constantly.”

— Roger Zelazny

“Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“
That laughter costs too much which is purchased by the sacrifice of decency.
”

— Quintilian

“Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain.”

— Charlie Chaplin

“The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.”

— Mark Twain

“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.”

— Oscar Wilde

“God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.”

— Voltaire

“For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbours, and laugh at them in our turn?”

— Jane Austen

“Battles are won by slaughter and maneuver. The greater the general, the more he contributes in maneuver, the less he demands in slaughter.”

— Winston Churchill

“Some people have been unkind. If I say I want to grow as an actress, they look at my figure. If I say I want to develop, to learn my craft, they laugh. Somehow they don't expect me to be serious about my work.”

— Marilyn Monroe

“When you're young and healthy you can plan on Monday to commit suicide, and by Wednesday you're laughing again.”

— Marilyn Monroe

“The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you. ”

— Phyllis Diller

“The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.”

— Phyllis Diller

“With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.”

— Abraham Lincoln

“It is a strange enterprise to make respectable people laugh.”

— Moliere

“Amour is the one human activity of any importance in which laughter and pleasure preponderate, if ever so slightly, over misery and pain”

— Aldous Huxley

“When the green woods laugh with the voice of joy, And the dimpling stream runs laughing by; When the air does laugh with our merry wit, And the green hill laughs with the noise of it. ”

— Lord Byron

“But whoever gives birth to useless children, what would you say of him except that he has bred sorrows for himself, and furnishes laughter for his enemies.”

— Sophocles

“Joy's smile is much closer to tears than laughter.”

— Victor Hugo

“Never laugh at those who suffer; suffer sometimes those who laugh.”

— Victor Hugo

“If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?”

— William Shakespeare

laugh quotes

“If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything”

“Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.”

“A day without laughter is a day wasted.”

“Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.”

“She’s crying now but she’ll laugh again.”

“To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!”

“My focus is to forget the pain of life. Forget the pain, mock the pain, reduce it. And laugh. ”

“With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come. ”

“Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the Gods.”

“I enjoy slaughtering beasts, and I think of my relatives constantly.”

“Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.”

“
That laughter costs too much which is purchased by the sacrifice of decency.
”

“Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain.”

“The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.”

“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.”

“God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.”

“For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbours, and laugh at them in our turn?”

“Battles are won by slaughter and maneuver. The greater the general, the more he contributes in maneuver, the less he demands in slaughter.”

“Some people have been unkind. If I say I want to grow as an actress, they look at my figure. If I say I want to develop, to learn my craft, they laugh. Somehow they don't expect me to be serious about my work.”

“When you're young and healthy you can plan on Monday to commit suicide, and by Wednesday you're laughing again.”

“The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you. ”

“The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.”

“With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.”

“It is a strange enterprise to make respectable people laugh.”

“Amour is the one human activity of any importance in which laughter and pleasure preponderate, if ever so slightly, over misery and pain”

“When the green woods laugh with the voice of joy, And the dimpling stream runs laughing by; When the air does laugh with our merry wit, And the green hill laughs with the noise of it. ”

“But whoever gives birth to useless children, what would you say of him except that he has bred sorrows for himself, and furnishes laughter for his enemies.”

“Joy's smile is much closer to tears than laughter.”

“Never laugh at those who suffer; suffer sometimes those who laugh.”

“If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?”