Groucho Marx “Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.” Groucho Marx Topics:Time View all quotes by Groucho Marx →
“I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.” Groucho Marx
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.” Groucho Marx
“Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” Groucho Marx
